Look what I got in the mail yesterday, kiddies! My grades from the French class.
Check out this mutant gerbra. It's got two thingies! Whatever you call the bit in the middle. That'll teach The Mothership to buy dodgy last-minute Christmas gifts from Woolies!
I am going to have a grand old time with this. Don't click on the image if naughty words offend you.
Cack! I just found this sample of Lux Embrace Body Moisturiser and decided to slather it all over myself. Now I smell as if I have been sauteed in roses. Oh I stand corrected, it's actually "neroli and ylang ylang, to caress and pamper". Caress? More like smother. I think I will attract bees.
Look what James sent me! An authentic Radiohead bear sticker!
I just went up to the Woden Plaza with my sidekick E. Well, it’s more like I am the sidekick. I am prone to being the one who tags along like a demented little puppy dog! Today asked me to come along because she wanted to tap into my “deviant mind”. She was shopping for Read More
I am having one of those idiotic laughing moments and it's bad because I am sitting here in front of my puter at work with red face and tears on my cheeks and going "hee hee hee". I am looking at that bloody 50 Greatest Moments In Simpsons History for the fifth time in the Read More
You know when you get someone who's really hopeless at playing the piano but insists having a go? They stab randomly at the keys then stop and swear and say, "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Lemme start again!" It's always some cliche of a tune that they're trying to play, like The Entertainer or Read More
What a ridiculous pathetic token effort is the Canned Food Hamper. Every year they ask people to bring in something to work to chuck in the big box to donate to the poor people at Christmas Time. All it means is a chance for all the tight arse bastards to clean out the Tins of Read More
My French teacher called me last night and said if I came back to class tomorrow and did the oral exam I could still possibly get the diploma. She was so nice about it I caved and said yes, even though I will be totally humilated and sheepish after disappearing about five weeks ago. So Read More