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Memo to the makers of bras

Why in hell do you insist on putting those silly teeny tiny bows on them? You know, in the middle. A pointless little decoration that announces "Here Is My Cleavage". It serves no purpose at all!

One spent $60 on foxy bra yesterday only to get home and realise there was a stupid bow on it. And you've even put them on sports bras! A sport bra is an instrument designed purely to hold down the girls and prevent them from slapping one in the face while one is gallumphing along at the gym.

Well I for one am not going to stand for such senseless adornment! I'm snipping them all off! CHOP CHOP CHOP.

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3 thoughts on “Memo to the makers of bras

  1. my god! finally someone who feels the same way as i do! if i wasn’t already married (& to a boy) i’d drop on my knees now & propose to you.

    i’m serious. that bow on bras thing really irks me too. who in the marketing department of the people who design bras, decided that every girl needs a bow at their cleavage?

    arrrgh!!!!!!!

  2. my god! finally someone who feels the same way as i do! if i wasn’t already married (& to a boy) i’d drop on my knees now & propose to you.

    i’m serious. that bow on bras thing really irks me too. who in the marketing department of the people who design bras, decided that every girl needs a bow at their cleavage?

    arrrgh!!!!!!!

  3. why is it that they dont make bras for people that wears d-dd on up why not when small size people they get to choose from white now aint that crazy

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