Whenever I arrive at amazon.com and see that greeting, I get a little excited. Not about the recommendations in store for me, but by the line itself. There's something rather saucy about it. I think it's all in the full stops.
Hello Miss Shauny. *lingering pause* We have recommendations for you. *significant look*
Recommendations? I say breathlessly. Do you really? Oh my. Show me your recommendations. Please. Hurry now. And this book, spotted at the physiotherapists office yesterday. Tee hee, tee hee!