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Even Crabs Have Orgasms

Sunday in the auld grey toun of Dunfermline.

prime real estate
luckily you can't see i'm wearing a dodgy bank-robber beanie

fish with opposable fins

hooray for the crabs

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22 thoughts on “Even Crabs Have Orgasms

  1. I like your Dunfermline link featuring
    Culross Abbey Sat 3 Mar
    Nazareth Wed 17 Mar
    Metalfest Sun 20 Mar
    The website looks as if it matches your pics of the place exactly !

  2. gordon i am somewhat worried about how you’re going to find out how about the crab/orgasm thing…

  3. Wow. Great catches all.

    I may have to pop on a train on “bored now” days and check out some of the villages near here.

    I hear they have some seaside at Kings Lynn. (*imagines cold grey ocean sucking limply at a pile of pebbles … shudders*)

    Or Ely is mean to be rockin’ – in a cathedral town kinda way.

    And gordon, I am so with the Shaun-ster on your hands-on experiment thing …

  4. Nemmind the crabs, the smile of that kid in the “sausages” sticker is what’s bothering me.

    Natural Sausage Casings Association, eh?

  5. Mme.Paquin: you grew up in Denny? No way! My friend Fwad lives in Denny so if Shauny needs some photos to top these I’ll get it organised. The photo at the top is my old high school which has been demolished for housing. Six years of trauma and hormonal chaos wiped out at a stroke.

  6. That little sausage sign, could I have that in a bumper sticker please? If that’s too much trouble, a t-shirt would be fine. Size medium. Thanks.

  7. Of course Dunfermline has two train stations, so it’s easy to escape from!

    The park – I forget its name – is lovely though, if you haven’t already discovered it

  8. I am a nimfo and i need sex or else ill die…im crab free, and i dont fake oragasms…so write back and maybe we could work something out!!!!

  9. I am a nimfo and i need sex or else ill die…im crab free, and i dont fake oragasms…so write back and maybe we could work something out!!!!

  10. I am a nimfo and i need sex or else ill die…im crab free, and i dont fake oragasms…so write back and maybe we could work something out!!!!

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