Sell Your Kidneys
04/Aug/2011
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Vale Peter Pan
24/Dec/2010
We're not having much luck with these Dog's Trust Sponsor Dogs. First Kenco perished in a kennel brawl and now it seems his replacement Peter Pan is no more. We hadn't heard a peep from Peter Pan in almost a year and instead kept getting updates about a dog called Samuel. I thought there'd been Read More
Reverb 10, Day 9 – Cupcake Slumber Party
09/Dec/2010
December 9 – PartyWhat social gathering rocked your socks off in 2010? Describe the people, music, food, drink, clothes, shenanigans.Author: Me! After taking a cupcake decorating class last year I became obsessed with replicating the experience back home… with the addition of friends and alcohol. So in May I invited my work friends over for Read More
Loathsome phrases
19/May/2010
pop of colour whip smart slick of lip gloss bang on trend I know there's more that inexplicably make my skin crawl but that's a good start. What are your unfavourites? UPDATE: Dr G's most loathed phrase is space, as heard on countless real estate programmes. There's much bellowing at the telly, "It's not a Read More
I’m not a pyro, honest guv
25/Mar/2010
I really don't feel comfortable with that stupid ranting postal post so down it comes! This village is too bloody small and the spies are everywhere. Plus I'd hate one of my favourite bloggers in the universe thinking I'm a pyromanic fuckwit. Shame job! I promise I'm not; just prone to putting on the ranty Read More
The Sweet Smell of Debt
03/Nov/2009
Exciting but terrifying news: Dr G and I have purchased a house. Bloody hell. The happy dance of home ownership is somewhat restricted by the little financial shackles clamped round our ankles. I remember the days when a grown-up purchase was just a vibrator or a litre of very cheapest vodka. It's a great place; Read More
Hay Bale Sushi
31/Oct/2009
At a kitchenware shop in Keswick
06/Sep/2009
Wonder how many dogs wander alone into this shop to buy a spatula only to have the lady shout at them, “Didn’t you READ the SIGN?!”
Testing123
18/Aug/2009
test test testy test 123 4 5 678 9 10… 11 12. Apologies for the errors and broken links galore. And I can't get the domain working properly so shauny.org/pussycat will work. Only pussycat.shauny.org works right now. OH THE JOYS.
Three Times A Lady
27/Feb/2009
If there's anyone left out there, apologies for the ongoing crapness. Every freaking time I post an entry the comment spam starts pouring in within half an hour and is there anything more demoralising than getting New Comment Posted emails only to find it's Crazy Bob and his performance enhancing drugs. I'm planning to move Read More
