Reverb 10, Day 7 – Community

December 7Community
Where have you discovered community, online or otherwise, in 2010? What community would you like to join, create or more deeply connect with in 2011?
Author: Cali Harris

I love how you can indulge every interest and every shade of your personality on the internet. No matter how nerdy, obscure, bizarre or perverse, a community of like-minded souls is but a Google away.

It's always a rush finding people who share your obsessions. This year Gareth has discovered the dark art of home brewing and in turn, brewing blogs and forums. Just from reading Two Jews Brew and the Inveralmond Brewery Blog over his shoulder I now understand wacky words like kräusen, sparging and trub. Anyone for stout? There's 36 bottles maturing in our dining room.

Some communities I throw myself into wholeheartedly but mostly I lurk at the edges feeling a bit uncool and uncertain. You can learn a lot from the wallflower position, though! Here are my main tribes:

  • Health and fitness blogs – I love people who write about their lives and struggles and don't take it all too bloody seriously.
  • Food blogs – I lurk at the monolith I Can't Believe That's A Pound Of Butter food porn kind of blogs but comment enthusiastically on the smaller, every day food kind of blogs
  • Gardening blogs and forums – I'll need another year of growing and learning the lingo before I'll get the nerve to pipe up!
  • MotoGP forums – until I gave up because MotoGP was boring as batshit this season
  • Cricket blogs – there are some witty cricket blogs out there but I'm too ignorant about the rules to comment anything other than "huh huh huh, funny."
  • Guardian Mad Men blog – there are some extremely learned people on this highly addictive blog who find enormous hidden meaning in everything from set design, closing credits music and Don Draper's choice of socks. Again I just lurk as my thoughts are limited to, "Joan rocks!" and "I dreamed about Don again last night."
  • Facebook – for the fabulous folks back home. Reduces longing by approximately 53%!
  • Twitter – where all your interests merge in a big chatty mess.
  • Our kickboxing team – albeit from the fringes as I'm too wussy to be a proper fighter
  • Girl Geeks Scotland - this year I was lucky enough to attend some weekend workshops and met some truly kick arse tech-savvy women who are doing really exciting stuff with their lives. I learned gazillions and was so fired up about life afterwards that I could barely speak for days. At one point a bunch of us were gathered around an iPad, cooing and squawking like it was a precious newborn. That's when I knew for sure, I have found mah people!

As for the second part of this prompt, in 2011 I'd like to participate more and be less stalkersome!

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Reverb 10, Day 6 – Make

December 6Make
What was the last thing you made? What materials did you use? Is there something you want to make, but you need to clear some time for it?
Author: Gretchen Rubin

Sauce According to Dr G the last thing I made was… a mess.

"And before that, another mess! And another mess before that!".

I'm the grot in the relationship, and he is the fusspot who can't sleep at night unless the remote controls are lined up perfectly facing east on the coffee table.

Recently we bought some tomato ketchup in a glass bottle. After years of plastic squeeze packs I'd forgotten their charm, all that impatient slapping of the upturned bottle.

"There's a correct way to pour, you know." I explained, "When I was a kid we'd get in major trouble if we didn't follow the procedure."

"There's a procedure?"

"Yeah, once you've poured your sauce you have to quickly twist the bottle to make sure the excess goes neatly back down the neck of the bottle. If you spill any over the sides you are in DEEP SHIT BABY!"

"So is that why you're so messy now? Still rebelling against fascist neat freak parents?"

"Could be!"

I'm trying to be neater, just like Gareth tries to contain his OCD and not twitch when the couch cushions get wrinkled up. Marriage is about compromise, so they say. I want to be neater because a) life is admittedly more pleasant when you're not screaming where's my freaking BUS PASS every morning, and b) because Gareth is so not a jerk with his neat freakishness. He doesn't lecture about the apparent correct way to sweep up crumbs on the kitchen floor nor does he chase after guests with a feather duster like some parents I have known. He just quietly goes about being tidy. Although possibly secretly wants to strangle me.

My friend Ginger was talking about The Happiness Project recently (the bestseller written by today's prompt author), in particular something called The 1 Minute Rule. The idea is that you don't delay a task if takes less than one minute to complete. I'm giving it a go at the moment and, derr, it really does feel pleasant if you don't hang up your coat on the floor, quickly answer a work email instead of ignoring it for months and take your empty tea cup to the dishwasher instead of leaving it on your desk to fossilise.

If these reforms continue, I'll have a different answer for this prompt next year. Instead of making messes I'll be making something beautiful like toilet paper dolls or tyre swans.

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Reverb 10, Day 5 – Let Go

December 5Let Go
What (or whom) did you let go of this year? Why?
Author: Alice Bradley

I have officially let go of the notion that Australia will win any matches in this Ashes series. We stink!

Seriously though, I was going to write about the letting go of deep and meaningful stuff, but the Wank-o-meter siren went off. Despite the fact that today's prompt was written by the ultra classy Alice Bradley of Finslippy fame and I want to please her even though she doesn't even know I'm alive… I cannae dae it, cap'n. Onward!

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Reverb 10, Day 4 – Holy Bonne Maman, Batman!

December 4Wonder
How did you cultivate a sense of wonder in your life this year?
Author: Jeffrey Davis

I'd never seen so much Bonne Maman in my life. We were at a Carrefour supermarket in Lille, gawking adoringly at the endless rows of jam, all jewel colours with jaunty red-and-white lids.

"What the hell is a myrtille?" I asked. Unlike Bonne Maman imported into the UK, the labels were all in French, naturellement.

"I'm not sure," said my sister, "But it looks tasty."

"I shouldn't have skived off French class so much. Hang on! The generic jams have illustrations on the labels, so if we find myrtille on a generic jar we'll know what it is."

"Nice one. Is that… a blueberry?"

"Or really spherical plum?"

"Nah, definitely a blueberry."

"SOLD! Ooh… they have rhubarb! You can't get that one at our Tesco either."

We'd caught the Eurostar over from London for the day. I'd been trying to recapture the sense of wonder of the early days when we'd just moved over from Australia; that awed feeling of DUDE, we could pop over to Europe for a day if we wanted to! In seven years I'd never got round to doing that. But this time I was visiting Rhi in London and we'd nabbed a cheap fare, for the first train over and the last train back.

It was a Monday in August so almost everything was closed. So we just pootled around the cobbled streets saying, "Oh yeah, that's French as f*ck!".

Lille
We were all wandered out with three hours to go so we headed to the supermarket near the train station. This was my saddo highlight of the day. We scoured every single aisle (except for baby stuff and pet food, zzzz), admiring all the French Stuff. The produce piled up high unconstrained by plastic wrappers, the fancy yogurts, the endless array of animal parts arranged into sausages.

As well as the jams I got some fancy peppercorns, some fancy chocolate and this here cave a chorizo.

Chorizo
I know chorizo isn't Frenchy, but it was made in France. Apparently cave in French means cellar (sayz Google Translate) so I'm guessing in essence it means, "a shitty plastic container for your chorizo"? Any francophones out there?

Regardless, I prefer to think of it as a cave in the English sense of the word. A cave for my chorizo. Would you like some chorizo? Hold on, I'll just go fetch it from my CHORIZO CAVE!

Chorizo2
Anyway. A little day in Lille really gave the sense of wonder a good reboot :)

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Reverb 10, Day 3 – Moment

December 3Moment
Pick one moment during which you felt most alive this year. Describe it in vivid detail (texture, smells, voices, noises, colors).
Author: Ali Edwards

It was a walk up West East Lomond, a hill not far from where we live. We flopped to the ground at the top. It was perfectly still and warm. The grass was dry and spongy. A skylark flitted above showing off its vocal range. We just sat there for a couple of hours not really saying anything. It's only a small hill but it was so quiet up there it felt like a real escape.

East-lomond
Then we walked down and went to the pub in Falkland. I ordered steak pie and the chips were soooo tasty. Maybe that's really why the day stuck with me… fried potatoes!?

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Reverb 10, Day 2 – Slackarse writers unite!

December 2 – Writing
What do you do each day that doesn't contribute to your writing – and can you eliminate it?
Author: Leo Babauta, Zen Habits

What's happening on Twitter?

What's happening on Facebook?

I'll just Tweet about that thing I saw on Facebook.

I need to get those Christmas cards written or they'll never get to Australia on time.

Before I start writing I will just finish reading this here book about writing even though it will probably just say in essence, "If you want to be a writer you just have to bloody write, nitwit", like the 27 other writing books on the shelf.

The first book was a fluke you're never going to write a good word again give up now give up NOW!

I wonder if there's any shows on iPlayer I should watch before they expire?

I should make a start on my tax return first.

Holy crap my financial information is a mess. I am going to download all my credit card and bank statements from the past three years and sort them into neat folders then do a back-up.

Now I'm ready.

You know, if you hadn't got really fat you'd never have had anything to write about and you were just lucky there weren't too many fat memoirs when you decided to write yours. NOW THE WELL IS DRY, EH?!

I wonder if there's any new comments on the Guardian Mad Men blog?

This is a lame story
Even if you did finish it, so-and-so would hate it.
And so-and-so would say it's not as good as the other book.
And so-and-so would call you a dirty sell-out.

Maybe I need to read more books in this genre so I can really get a feel for it. I'll just read this here book blog ooh look here's another one and an even better one over here wow who knew there were so many book blogs.

I just need a wee bit of chocolate to get me in the writing mood.

There is never any chocolate in this bloody house.

I'll just pop down to the shops for some chocolate.

Wow I'm getting lardy. I'll put on an exercise DVD.

I need a shower now.

I may as well exfoliate while I'm in here.

If you just sit down and write 500 words, you can have another chocolate as a reward.

Okay make it 200 words.

This paragraph is indulgent tosh. Why do I even TRY.

I peaked in high school.

Oh great, five year-old episode of Police Camera Action on ITV4!

I should go to bed now, or I'll be grumpy at work tomorrow.

(How can I eliminate all this? Just sit down and bloody write, nitwit.)

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Reverb 10 Day 1 – One Word

image from www.reverb10.com I'm joining in Reverb 10, in which you get a daily writing prompt for the month of December to, "reflect on this year and manifest what's next".

Manifest feels like a self-helpy kind of word… and just a jumble of letters away from infest. A infestation of white ants or rats. En blog it will be an infestation of navel-gazing. But don't worry, I'm not going to get wanky about it! It just looks like a good way to get down what happened this year.

So today's prompt, authored by Gwen Bell:

December 1 - One Word.
Encapsulate the year 2010 in one word. Explain why you’re choosing that word. Now, imagine it’s one year from today, what would you like the word to be that captures 2011 for you?

"If you encapsulate your 2010 in one word," I said to Dr G, "What would it be?"

"Alright."

Concise.

My word to sum up 2010 would be stripping. Before this year, I'd spent a couple living in a fog and doing things very half-arsedly. So 2010 was all about stripping back the bullshit, delusions and fears. Lots of digging into dark corners of the brain and getting to the real roots of issues and behaviours. Good times!

I want the word for 2011 to be action. Enough thinking and talking and figuring out – now's the time for doing. I want to get back to my happy weight and fitness level. I want to actually finish the projects I've being pissfarting around with forever, instead of distracting myself with silly things.

Is there a better word for this? I was going to say completion, but that reminds me of the poor buggers in Never Let Me Go. Then I was going to say follow-through but that's one Gareth's many euphemisms for crapping your underpants. So action will just have to do for now!

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Authors on Authoring: Claire Allan

image from 2.bp.blogspot.com I love hearing authors talk about the nuts-and-bolts day-to-day minutae of their writing lives. The rituals, the quirks, the paralysing self-doubt – it's all gold! I thought I'd chance my arm and email some of my favourite authors and see if they'd tell me about their world.

Today's kind volunteer is bestselling author Claire Allan from Derry, Northern Ireland. She has a warm and witty writing style and creates wonderfully relatable characters that you cheer on through all their triumphs and disasters. Her fourth novel It's Got To Be Perfect was recently published by Poolbeg.

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Brown

1973 was a very brown year, if our house is anything to go by. I didn't give it much thought over the summer, but now it gets dark early and we're inside more often, so we can no longer deny there's a lot of brown about. It hasn't helped that we also accumulated a fair bit of brown furniture from previous residences.

Gareth is particularly bothered by the brownness and often wanders about singing a mournful version of California Dreamin' that doesn't get past the first two lines:

All the leaves are brown
And the walls are brown* (and the doors are brown)
And the bathroom's brown (and the carpet's brown)**
And the couch is brown (and the chairs are brown)
And the Malm is brown (and the wardrobe's brown)
And the stairs are brown (and the window frames are brown)
And the driveway's brown (and the shed is brown)
And the table's brown (and the speakers are brown)***

* "The walls are NOT brown," I protested, "The colour is called Sandstone!"
"Close enough. It's like living inside a biscuit!"

** "The carpet is not brown! It's a sort of beigey-cream."
"Beige is a breed of brown!" said Dr G.

*** Gareth CHOSE to buy gigantic old brown 1980s speakers from Green Hi-Fi so he's got no one to blame but himself for that one.

Recently we tried to jazz things up a little by painting the dining room a sexy shade of teal. Except it turned out a wee bit darker than hoped, so it is a bit like, to quote guess who, "Like living inside the blue Tellytubby". To which I replied that there is no blue Tellytubby. But if there was a blue Tellytubby it would be the same sort primary blue that the dining room appears to be at certain times of day. But neither of us can face painting it again, so we will put up with the blue and brown for now. Like living inside a bruise!

All that said, I love living at Crooked House. We've almost clocked up a year. This has been the changing view from the brown-now-blue dining room:

Winter…

Autumn

Spring!
Spring
Late summer…

Autumn

And now autumn. All the fields are ploughed… now the fields are BROWN.

Autumn

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