Transcript of today's Big Scary Meeting With The Boss:
BOSS: So let's talk about your contract.
SHAUNA: [gulp] Okay.
B: We're happy with you. I'd like to extend your contract until the end of October.
S: How about until 1st of November? Then I'll be here for my birthday.
B: Why do you want to be here for your birthday?
S: Because we have cake.