Just when I thought the Olympics had taken all of the Jeering At America spirit out of me, along came Survivor winner Richard Hatch.

He was a celebrity contestant on the Aussie Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? tonight. Mr Hatch bowed out after a pissy three questions when he couldn't quite work out what 12 multiplied by 11 was. He locked in 123 as his answer. Then he sat there doing the sums for a good five minutes before saying, "Oh wait! Can I unlock that?".

The withering look Eddie Maguire gave Mr Hatch before reminding him that he'd already locked in an answer was priceless! Oh how I laughed. And I laughed and I laughed.