Portia de Rossi has released a Woman's Weekly cookbook, according to a bizarre dream of mine last night. It was called Get Skinny With Portia and the cover featured her naked except for the lettuce leaves covering her naughty bits. She was signing copies of the book outside this church near my house. Inside were recipes like Carrot Surprise and Roast Alfalfa with Water. I saw the blurb inside the book as clear as day:
- Hello. I'm Portia de Rossi. It has always been my aim in life to weigh as little as humanly possible. Let this be your mission too. Put down your chocolate bars and get cooking with me.