Why in hell do you insist on putting those silly teeny tiny bows on them? You know, in the middle. A pointless little decoration that announces "Here Is My Cleavage". It serves no purpose at all!
One spent $60 on foxy bra yesterday only to get home and realise there was a stupid bow on it. And you've even put them on sports bras! A sport bra is an instrument designed purely to hold down the girls and prevent them from slapping one in the face while one is gallumphing along at the gym.
Well I for one am not going to stand for such senseless adornment! I'm snipping them all off! CHOP CHOP CHOP.