Number Cruncher

Some statistical information about my work week thus far:

  • 5 calls to the Help Desk
  • 4 times Help Desk hold music was Run To Me by the Bee Gees
  • 1 time Help Desk hold music was How Do You Mend A Broken Heart by the Bee Gees
  • 3 red gala apples eaten
  • 3 monitors that have ceased working in my presence
  • 14 inches of screen in the shitty monitor I am now forced to use due to above
  • 800 x 600 shitty resolution of above screen
  • 2 times I accidentally stapled my finger
  • 6 attempts at starting a report but read weblogs instead
  • 3 out of 100 tissues left in box of Aloe Vera Kleenex
  • 4 re-installations of Macromedia UltraDev before someone believed me that my puter was ill
  • 3 hours computerless while puter was rebuilt
  • 750ml orange juice drank
  • 43 records entered into our invoicing system before I realised I didn't put them in under my name, rather same of someone away on holidays
  • 3 number of times I said "you fucking moron!" after above occurred
  • 1 printer that ran out of toner just as I queued up 30 page document for printing
  • 1 times I ran away from said printer and hid in the loos til someone else discovered problem and changed cartridge.

About Shauna Reid

Ahoy there! I’m Shauna, an author, copywriter and content mentor. I love telling stories about life and helping others to tell theirs.

Find out more about me and how we can work together – I’m now booking for January 2022.