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Charlie’s Titties

ANNOYING GIT OF THE DAY: Charlie Dimmock.

Miss Charlie stars in the BBC version of Ground Force, one of those horrible lifestyle programs that my sister and I can't seem to stop watching. Lugging sacks of fertiliser, banging up a garden shed, is there anything this flame haired goddess can't do?

Well yes, there IS something she can't do, and that is WEAR A BRA. Many a night we've spent cursing at the telly, "Oh christ, she's swingin' again"… "CHARLIE! Restrain those girls!"… "She's jiggling more than a couple of Lipton teabags!"… "OH GREAT it's raining! Now she'll be on high beam again!"

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2 thoughts on “Charlie’s Titties

  1. Yes! Yes! Yes!

    But it’s not just the flapping mammaries: how dirty must her hair get from all the dragging through various organic substances!!

    It’s always in there: when she paints a fence depression-brown, hoicks a bag of manure onto a shoulder, or puts a fountain in its place…. Eeeeuw!

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