Two years ago I was earning $8.50 an hour in the fish and chip shop and I wonder how I survived? Now I am earning a respectable salary yet I am always skint. How does this happen?
CUSTOMER: Can I please have a minimum chips?
BOSS: Sure mate. That'll be $1.50. Plain salt or chicken salt?
CUSTOMER: Chicken salt, thanks.
BOSS: That'll be $1.70 then.
CUSTOMER: A dollar bloody seventy? How can you charge extra for chicken salt?
BOSS: Because you're paying for the chickens!