During the watching of television last night I noticed there's a new album out by The Eagles and it's called The Very Best Of The Eagles. This is distinct from The Very Best Of The Eagles that was released a few years back, because this particular Very Best Of The Eagles has a cactus with a GREEN background on the cover whereas The Very Best from a few years back had a BROWN motif. While the one of a few years back was Digitally Remastered, the new one is NEW and Digitally Remastered. Which means they must have added another 27 harmonies to Desperado or some such flabbergasting technological advancement. Or perhaps there's some bonus dance remixes from Don Henley's solo career.