We had chocolate, rice, orange juice, pastrami and soap. The guy behind us had a box of Home Brand Choc Chip Museli bars, one of those Tuna Lunch Kit things with crackers and tuna and mayonnaise, and a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup.
"Well, he'd never get anywhere with me," declared my sister.
"What's wrong with him?"
"He's got no taste, he's cheap, and he can't cook."
Watch your trolleys, boys. You're being analysed 🙂