14:00 — Friday (Oz time) – Reality Show ho Shauna succumbs to tempatation and looks up winner of Survivor on the internet. Channel 9 seems to think a cricket test match is more important than a crappy American program thus the finale was not actually screened Down Under until Saturday night.
SHAUNA: Woo! Ethan wins! My loverboy!
14:05 — Calls RHIANNON at her work.
S: Do you want to know who won?
R: I thought you weren't going to look?
S: I am weak.
R: I am weak also. Tell me who it was.
S: My loverboy. Ethan.
R: My loverboy! Woo!
S: So don't tell anyone will ya.
R: Of course not.
S: Woo! Ethan!
R: Woo! Ethan!
14:10 — Rhiannon's BOSS walks by. Boss is also reality show ho.
R: Do you want to know who won?
B: How did you know?
R: I harnessed the amazing powers of the internet.
B: Who was it?
R: Ethan. B: Woo! Ethan! My loverboy.
14.11 — A COMPLETELY STUPID WANKER walks by.
CSW: What are you talking about?
B & R: Survivor
CSW: Oh. I don't watch that. Reality shows suck. Who won?
B & R: Ethan.
14.12 — CSW wanders off
14.15 — Rhiannon receives all-staff email message. All 600 employees would have received it. The message has been sent by CSW. The body is blank, but the subject reads: GUESS WHO WON SURVIVOR? ETHAN!
4.20 — Angry riots in the workplace.