Did you ever wonder what happened to Pocahontas after the movie? Did you care about the fate of The Little Mermaid after she moved out of the sea? Well, I didn't either. Not until I discovered that we had The Disney Channel, home of the Dodgy Sequel.
Yes, Ariel is a bored housewife and Pocahontas became the Secretary-General of the United Nations.
Coming Soon: Pinocchio Returns. After finally becoming a real boy, Pinocchio is still not satisified with his appearance and becomes addicted to plastic surgery. Poverty-stricken and barely recognisable, he sells his story "I Had Improper Relations With Geppetto… And The Little Cat Too" to the tabloids.
And also: The Lion King III – Lion In The Big City. Bored with being King of the Jungle, Simba travels to America in search of fame, fortune and young hot lion lady ass. Voiced by Eddie Murphy.