This here website has often been dismissed as lacking in real substance and not tackling the big issues. But this is all about to change with my first foray into political action, the Everybody Is Shitted Off By Raymond petition.
I represent a ferocious lobby group that is committed to stopping this senseless saturation. The petition is going strong and currently has one (1) signature.
Once we've gathered more support, we plan to harass Rove McManus or Bert Newton or any other of Network Ten's galaxy of stars until the madness stops. Please help.
43 58 91 signatures! Holy crap on a stick! This is great guys. Please spread the word! World domination can be ours! I mean, um, a few more signatures and I might send it all off to Channel 10.