SHAUNA: Hello Mother! It’s The Daughter.
MOTHERSHIP: Hello The Daughter!
S: I just wanted to call you before we nicked off for the weekend.
M: Oh yes, Paris. Well you know what they say about Paris.
M: Pickpockets and bum pinchers. That’s what it’s all about. If they’re not stealing your wallet they’re pinching you on the arse.
M: Oh yes. They can be quite rude.
S: And who told you this?
M: Oh I read it in the Sunday Telegraph.
S: Now there’s a reputable source!
M: If you can’t trust Rupert Murdoch, who can you trust? Now stay out of that Tunnel.