"Did you know that every morning I wake up and HATE YOU because you work from home and can snore away for another hour, while I have to go out and join the commuting masses?"
"Well, if you became a filthy rich author then you too could work from home!"
"Ha! Only JK Rowling gets to do that."
"Hmmm. You could write legal blockbusters like John Grisham!"
"But I'm not a lawyer! I'm a lowly administrator. I'd have to write A Time To File and The Coffeemaker. Or The Runaway Stapler."
"Or maybe you could churn out Barbara Cartland-style romance novels with an administration theme."
"Like, Algernon took Stacey into the stationery cupboard and gave it to her from behind!"
"Just the way she likes it!"
"Then she couldnae walk proper for a week!"
"See, this writing lark is totally easy."