Why haven’t I written anything? Because I’ve spent all bloody week trying to catch up on what you’ve been writing. I subscribe to far too many feeds on Bloglines and came home to 5000 unread items. I got down to about 3000 before my arse turned numb and my eyeballs threatened to explode. Not to mention completely losing touch with the real world. If anything really exciting has happened to you in the past month, please tell me in the comments because I just cannae go on like this, hen.
I did like the look of the Need Meme, where you type “[Your name] needs” into the Goog and see what it throws up:
Shauna needs help!
Shauna needs to uncover why Dr. Hipster was murdered and incidentally, who Rudy from West Sacramento is.
Shauna needs to go back to school.
Sexy young Shauna needs cock.
I dont think Shauna needs the mean comments.
Shauna needs a giraffe!!
Shauna needs deliverance from lust, and seduction!
Shauna needs to retire.
Shauna needs a stalker.
Shauna needs to discipline you.
Perhaps Shauna needs to show Miss Hickerson what to do.