Domestic Harmony at the Edinburgh Botanic Gardens, 4 March 2006.
Portrait by Rory Ewins.
Incidentally that's a backpack on my back, not some sort of quasi-Quasimodo growth. What happened next? The snowball connected with my head and I screamed, "YOU HIT ME, YOU FUCKER!". Despite the violence, we are still happy together one year on. I might just even renew my ring insurance policy.