Well! I think I’ve erased about five years from my life and destroyed the springs of the couch during the Australia v Croatia match tonight. I was shaking like a shitting dog throughout the whole thing. The tension, comrades; THE TENISON!
Gareth adds: “And how many times did you scream, ‘Noooo, you fucking IDIOT!’.” About 475! And the longer the game went on the more syllables I added to the word, in increasingly Australian tones…. NOOOOOOOUUUEEEEEEEWWWWW!
But the end result was 2-2 so Australia are through to the second round! Huzzah!
We play Italy on Monday. Which really sucks because instead of perving on the supermodel cheekbones of the boys in blue, I will have to concentrate on cheering on our lads. ‘MON THE AUSSIES!