Here is Puff Daddy Seany Sean and his modestly titled new perfume.
Back on Scottish shores but I finally got to do my Early Show thingy before I left! (video here, beware giant head) It went okay but I was so bloody nervous I talked like a robot. I wish I could have done a warmup gig somewhere slightly smaller than a national US program, say Midstate Television 689 back in Orange, New South Wales. I was crapping my dacks coz I'd not done television before – I didn't know what it would be like with the cameras and lights and gleaming presenters. So when the interview started all my wit and personality deserted me completely; it was a matter of trying to breathe and listen to the lady and answer the questions in plain English and not throw up all over her dainty shoes.
But as soon as it was over and I got outside back into the lung-piercing morning I thought, You nitwit, that was cool, what were you so nervous about, and why didn't you say X and Y and Z?! I wanted to knock on the studio door and beg for a do-over, hehe. It was like getting married – the first wedding I was freaking out but the second was a charm; I knew the drill!
Och well, critical analysis aside…. it was rockin. One of those lucky, once-in-a-lifetime experiences that is a blur at the time then a few days later when you're back in a cold, grey Scottish town you can't quite believe that it happened to you. I'm grateful for the chance. And also grateful for the nice wee holiday in New York 🙂