Drunk guy just sat down next to a bookreading girl on the bus.
BOOK GIRL: You are reeking of drink!
DRUNK GUY: And you are reeking of literature!
(this is just a wee tweet I wanted to preserve!)
On the X26 to Glasgow
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Ahhh Glasgow banter, cannae beat it!
ah that is like a weegie version of the classic
“’You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. ‘Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
Bwahaha…and love the Churchill comment, ouch.