You’re just a pizza box!

It was recently the 9th Annual You Rawk Day and I’m still learning new endearing facts about Gareth. Like when he falls asleep on the couch he folds his arms neatly over his chest, like a dictator lying in state.

Reclining dictators

Also, he gets really cranky when product packaging has first-person copy on it. Innocent Smoothies are the worst for this. Drink me, I’m delicious! I’ve got three bananas, an apple and a peach inside me!

I guess it’s designed to make the consumer feel a connection to a brand (pffft) but it really gets on Gareth’s goat. One time we were driving along and saw a takeaway pizza box lying in the gutter that had PUT ME IN THE RECYCLING BIN! printed on it.

“YOU’RE NOT A PERSON!” Gareth yelled through the car window, “YOU’RE JUST A PIZZA BOX!”

Graze box

I love that he expresses his rage about inanimate objects being given human characteristics by yelling at the inanimate objects as if they were human.

Gareth is a very mellow kind of guy so whenever I see an offending item I always take a photo to show him later, just so I can watch him get all worked up. This is how you get your kicks after nine years!

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10 thoughts on “You’re just a pizza box!

  1. I don’t get irritated by that sort of thing but it puts me off eating it. How can you eat something that’s trying to have a conversation with you, such as a pineapple? There used to be an advert for Ribena in which the blackcurrants all had cheery face and legs and arms and were then all crushed up into juice. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

  2. =) My husband is the MASTER of pushing my buttons to watch my head explode. While he (Mr. Mellow) quietly giggles. A very nice thing about having been married for a while (oh, congratulations, by the way! =) ) is doing something like watching a movie (or attending a dinner) and something happens that totally bugs both of you and you immediately look at each other, wordlessly aghast. Love that.

  3. That’s what I think marriage is all about. Finding the one you love and having fun by doing things that drive them bonkers (but not enough to drive them to drink).

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